• Wutthecrapman January 16

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  MINNEAPOLIS—Hoping to improve upon the remarkable feat of rushing for the second most yards in NFL history a year after tearing his ACL in the final week of 2011, Vikings running back Adrian Peterson announced Sunday that he has intentionally torn his ACL again and will undergo reconstructive knee surgery later this week. “It worked last year on the left knee, so I’m trying the other one this year,” said Peterson, whose intense dedication to offseason recovery has earned him the reputation of “rehab rat” among his teammates. “It’s hard to get over that playoff loss, but immediately after, I got right back to work and tore my ACL. If I was just eight yards short of the record last year, I’m thinking that rupturing my LCL and PCL this offseason should put me over the top.” Peterson, who confirmed that he had found the best postseason regimen to stay on top of his game, announced plans for a new football camp where the Pro Bowl running back will show young players the best way to damage their knees by hacking away at their ligaments with scissors.

  
  
  I can't argue with anything this cat does. Only he knows his body...

  
  

  
  

  
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• FarFromHome January 16

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  I have a feeling that this post is gonna get a lot of views...lmao

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• bddavidson January 16

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  FarFromHome said:

  I have a feeling that this post is gonna get a lot of views...lmao

  
  
  i looked at it like 5 times already..lol

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• JRMRRT January 16

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  I read that the other day and was going to post it as a joke but didnt want to give anyone a heart attack....Very evil WTCM...lol.

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• TexasBornCowboysFan January 16

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  So what does this do to AP's trade value? Is my 7th round pick too much to offer?
  
  
  
  
  I always knew AP was weak...
  
  scissors hmmm, real men use their teeth.
  

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• chaindog35 January 24

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  That's one of the most hilarious things I've read in a long time.  Thanks for sharing.
• chuckeycharles January 24

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  JRMRRT said:

  I read that the other day and was going to post it as a joke but didnt want to give anyone a heart attack....Very evil WTCM...lol.

  
  
  I nearly had that heart attack!!!

  
  

  Hey fellas... I'm an old man and can't take too much of such a scare

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• Xtreme March 6

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  A post like this should get you banned from the forums!  LOL
  
• chuckeycharles March 6

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  Xtreme said:

  A post like this should get you banned from the forums!  LOL
  

  
  
  Xtreme? Is that you? Finally made it over from "that other site"?

  
  

  Good to see you lad! Go to see you!

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  ---- 10 Team Limited Keeper (2 or 3) QB - Ryan, N.Foles / RB - Spiller, Miller, L.Bell, FJax, B.Powell, J.Bell / WR - Hilton, Jennings, Hopkins / TE - Graham, J.Thomas / DST - Dolphins / K - Akers ----
  ----10 Team Dynasty QB - Wilson, Eli, Locker(Inj), T.Pryor / RB - ADP, McCoy, T.Rich, Lynch, Vereen(Inj), Turbin, JaQuizz / WR - AJG, Dez, Cruz, Fitz, Harvin(Inj), Britt, Hopkins, D.Moore, Patterson / TE - Gronk, J. Thomas, Rudolph, M.Bennett, Clay / K - Walsh / DST - Colts, Dolphins -----
• rabidbucfan March 6

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  Xtreme said:

  A post like this should get you banned from the forums!  LOL
  

  
  
  
  DOH 8-X

   

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• Wutthecrapman March 6

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  Xtreme said:

  A post like this should get you banned from the forums!  LOL
  

  
  
  This fresh from a guy that just came to our site today. lol. I guess banned would be the old place eh Ex?

  
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• chuckeycharles March 6

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  Wutthecrapman said:

  Xtreme said:

  A post like this should get you banned from the forums!  LOL
  

  
  
  This fresh from a guy that just came to our site today. lol. I guess banned would be the old place eh Ex?

  
  
  Old place?   Isn't this the old place?

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  ---- 10 Team Limited Keeper (2 or 3) QB - Ryan, N.Foles / RB - Spiller, Miller, L.Bell, FJax, B.Powell, J.Bell / WR - Hilton, Jennings, Hopkins / TE - Graham, J.Thomas / DST - Dolphins / K - Akers ----
  ----10 Team Dynasty QB - Wilson, Eli, Locker(Inj), T.Pryor / RB - ADP, McCoy, T.Rich, Lynch, Vereen(Inj), Turbin, JaQuizz / WR - AJG, Dez, Cruz, Fitz, Harvin(Inj), Britt, Hopkins, D.Moore, Patterson / TE - Gronk, J. Thomas, Rudolph, M.Bennett, Clay / K - Walsh / DST - Colts, Dolphins -----
• electricrelish March 7

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  This post is sooooo wrong.  
• Xtreme March 20

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  I hate this post every time I see the title!
  
• Xtreme March 20

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  Wutthecrapman said:

  Xtreme said:

  A post like this should get you banned from the forums!  LOL
  

  
  
  This fresh from a guy that just came to our site today. lol. I guess banned would be the old place eh Ex?

  
  
  Hey, I came late to this site just so I can crash the party...
  
• Wutthecrapman March 20

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  I'm going to bump this thread every month.
  

  
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• bddavidson March 20

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  Wutthecrapman said:

  I'm going to bump this thread every month.
  

  
  
  Your just Sick !!! lol................
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• hawk12 March 20

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  I choked on my lunch...

  What the crap man! - you got me good

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